: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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