I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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