found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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