So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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