did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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