We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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