she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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