While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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