in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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we're making bets on your personal life
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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