But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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