She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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