don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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