i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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