i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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