I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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