Well douche your snatch and let's go!
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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