I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
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This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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