You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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