10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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