I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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