So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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