No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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