yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
As shirtless as possible
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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