It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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