you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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