I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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