I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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