I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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