You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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