She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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