Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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