There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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