He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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