I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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