38 yer olds are good kisserssss
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Naked Twister starts at high noon
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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