did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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