i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
found the other keg... it's in the tree
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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