your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i don't like sucking hair
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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