He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We need to rekindle our bromance
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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