The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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