My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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