We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
