you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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