Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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