He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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