the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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