I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just blew my weed a kiss
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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