what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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