Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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