Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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