Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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