it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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